SP Pro Wine Key (Coming this Holiday Season)
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This is a standard and durable two-step wine key, the type used (and occasionally abused) by sommeliers and enjoyers of wine the world over. But this one is better because it has our name on it.
Support SommPuzzles, start conversations and add another branded two-stepper to your collection, this one in Wine Rummy-red.
The SP Pro Wine Key should be available for purchase by December. Check back for updates to this page!
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SP Pro Wine Key (Coming this Holiday Season)
FAQ
There are a lot of wine keys out there, with many sitting at the checkout counters of some of our favorite wine shops around the world. We're not sure that ours is credibly better than many of these other wine keys. That said, the SommPuzzles wine key is one of the best ones we've used, reliable and error-diminishing—and shiny!
Honestly, probably not. Then again, if you're this far down the page and you still haven't added our wine key to your cart, there is a tiny if diminishing chance you aren't sure what a wine key is or does: do us the honor of initiating you! The SP Pro Wine Key constitutes a brilliant introduction to the satisfactions and curiosities of wine key-usage and branded wine key-collection.
Most sommeliers will keep their wine keys in a back pocket (they're not ones for sitting down during service) or the breast pocket of the workshirt or blazer; both of these places make for graceful withdrawal and replacement while attending tables and being eyed by guests.
Besides those wine keys kept on one's person, we recommend your wine keys be kept everywhere, just as pens or lighters: kitchen drawers, silverware drawers, backbars, under-bars, kitchens (not passes), offices, underwear drawers—and quite importantly, there should be a wine key in every briefcase, bookbag, backpack, purse, clutch, satchel, piece of checked luggage and tote bag one owns.
It is one of the better wine keys available for under $50, but—let's face it—those who don't understand the compulsion to amass branded wine keys cannot be reasoned with.
If you are a modestly-sociable human with a provable capacity to use simple machines, seeing your wine key, people may ask you about SommPuzzles. Though any such conversations as may emerge from the question are to the potential advantage of the SommPuzzles brand, just think of all the wine friends you could make.
SommPuzzles does not guarantee conversation will manifest while using the SP Pro Wine Key and, indeed, if you are unsure whether you meet the initial operational criteria, please work on your holistic health and hand-dexterity before pressing for results.
We at SommPuzzles have been working on developing these wine study tools since 2022.
If you have any questions related to the brand or to SP products, just drop us an email at info@sommpuzzles.org.